Another great reading….

This one’s a must-see. The Plan II Honors Program and the University Honors Center Present an evening with…

Salvador Plascencia

…author of The People of Paper, a San Francisco Chronicle Best book.

Reading starts at 7PM, Thurs., Feb 4 In the Joynes Reading Room, behind Carothers Residence Hall at 2501 Whitis Ave on the UT campus.

The reading is free and open to the public. Call 512-471-5787 or mvalentine@mail.utexas.edu for more information.

“The People of Paper is a novel like no other . . . Calvino, Borges, and García Márquez will come to mind, but Plascencia’s novel is a creature of its own, firmly grounded and soaring at the same time.” –T.C. Boyle

Holy crow, what a show!

VICTORY

We’re still reeling from the strong and varied talent that made an appearance Friday night. From the readers who moved us early to the music moving us late, we spent a lot of time on our feet.

Bear with us while we process our pictures (hop on the RSS feed and you won’t need to check back every day). In the meantime, check out other fun lit events in Austin:

The Awesome! and Great! Reading Show!

Date:
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Time:
7:00pm – 8:00pm
Location:
Momo’s Club, 618 W. 6th St

New Awesome Greatness! A week from Wednesday, February 3! 7:00 Sharp! Owen Egerton, Amanda Eyre Ward and Southpaw Jones! (Facebook invite!)

R.A.W. Theater

Date:
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Time:
7:00pm – 9:00pm
Location:
The Vortex Theater
Street:
2307 Manor Rd

R.A.W. Theater, the Resident Artists’ Workshop at The Vortex, allows Vortex artists and their friends/colleagues/allies/people they think are talented to bring works in progress in front of an audience. (Facebook invite)

You can . . .
. . . bring in a play you’re writing.
. . . try out a performance piece you’re working on.
. . . get feedback on an audition monologue or song.
. . . play a song you’re working on.
. . . stage part of a show that you’re working on.

Drop us a line using the “contact” link above if you’d like us to feature your reading/literary event.

See you tonight!

Celebrate a new year with 2010’s first Five Things! Contest winners CJ Hallman, Jimmy Dawson, Jack Boettcher, Nancy Jane Moore, and Tyler Stoddard Smith read from their winning stories followed by music by Cartographers, Morris Orchids, and The Baker Family Band.

Join us January 29th at the United States Art Authority (510 West 29th Street). Doors open at 7:30 with music before the show by Bethany Bauman. Admission $1, hosted by Amelia Gray and Stacy Muszynski.

Looking for an intro to the show? Check out our interview over at the American Short Fiction blog.

“For our New Year celebration we’ll witness life! On an illegal dumping ground, in a garden with gnomes, under Congress Avenue Bridge, when your father wants you to believe he’s dead, and via the teachings of “I of the Tiger” about Chinese New Year!” –Stacy Muszynski

Five Things This Friday!

Thanks to everyone who submitted a story to A NEW YEAR, our first ever contest here at Five Things. Congratulations to the winners:

Jack Boettcher
Nancy Jane Moore
CJ Hallman
Tyler Stoddard Smith
Jimmy Dawson

And honorable mentions:

Lesley Clayton and Carrie Cook
Fred Pierce
Lisa Eisenbrey
Tyson Midkiff

We can’t wait to watch and hear our five winners at the show at 7:30pm on January 29th at the United States Art Authority (510 West 29th Street). Come celebrate great Austin fiction with us!

Contest Closed! Meanwhile…

Our contest is closed and we’re reading a parcel of wonderful entries. Add our page to your RSS feed and keep an eye out for updates in a few weeks. We can’t wait to reveal the winners at the show on January 29th.

Meanwhile, come see Five Things host Amelia Gray read at a BRAND NEW reading series in Austin, The Awesome and Great Reading Show! Details:

Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Time: 7:00pm – 8:00pm
Location: Momo’s Club, 618 W. 6th St. Austin, TX

Reading Series, Jan 6, 7:00 PM
Featuring writers: Tod Goldberg, Jill Alexander Essbaum, and Amelia Gray
Musical guest: Kacy Crowley
Your host: Elizabeth Crane
Writers write stories based on songs! Songwriters write songs based on stories! It’s backwards and bizarro awesome and great fun!

A CONTEST.

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YES INDEED.

Five Things is hosting its first-ever writing contest! We’re celebrating a new year of great writing in Austin at our show on January 29th with a showcase of winning stories.

Contest Rules:

  • Word Limit: 1,250 words (5 pages)–can be as short or as long as you like, up to 1,250.
  • Theme: A New Year
  • Put the text of the story in the email. No attachments please!
  • One submission per person
  • Austin-area residents only (so you can come read/party on January 29th)

Email your submissions to fivethingsaustin (at) gmail (dot) com between now and January 1. Submissions will be judged anonymously and five winners will be invited to read their work at Five Things on January 29. There is no reading fee, and all Austin-area residents are invited to submit. Tell your friends and start writing!

Pictures & Thanks

Costumes, kegs, and fine fiction, oh my! Thanks to everyone who turned out for Five Things on Halloween night. A few pictures:

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Check out the rest in our gallery. (Thanks to Sarah Gonzalez for the pictures.)

Meanwhile, if you’re looking for an event with a great lineup and a great cause attached, check out the Story Department on Wednesday, November 11th.

With Owen Egerton as our MC and featuring Sarah Bird, Elizabeth Crane, Doug Dorst, Donna Johnson, among other writers. It’s not a reading, but you’ll hear stories. It’s not stand-up, but you’ll probably laugh. What is it? It’s the Story Department, a new monthly series of storytelling evenings to benefit the Austin Bat Cave, a writing and tutoring center for kids. Come hear true tales on the theme of beginnings and see how it works.

The Story Department

Wednesday, November 11th
Austin Bat Cave (1807 West 11th Street)
$10 at the door
7:30pm: Doors open
8:00pm: Stories start

Five Things Halloween…

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Texas Book Festival Special Edition

Hey there, Five Things fans! Have you ever sat quietly in your home, looking at the schedule for the Texas Book Festival and wondering if there was a way you could check out panels and readings including Five Things alums, current and forthcoming? Well, you have some very specific needs and WE ARE ABOUT TO FILL THOSE NEEDS.

Five Things events for Saturday, October 31, 2009:

Literary Death Match

The Texas Book Festival is collaborating with Literary Death Match, a genre-busting performative reading that features four authors, three all-star judges, and a non-literary harebrained finale to decide the final winner. The event invites audiences, authors, actors and others to talk about literature, often with hilarious and profound results. Literary Death Match is a mix of four writers who perform their most electric work (in 8 minutes or less) before an audience and a panel of three judges. After a pair of electric readings, the judges take turns spouting affectionate, off-the-wall commentary about each story, each focusing on one of the three categories: literary merit, performance and intangibles (also, meanness is never a factor, as judges are there for non-sequiturs and comedy, not serious critique). They then select their favorite of the two writers to advance to the finals. And for the finale, we trade in the show’s literary sensibility for an absurdly comical climax to decide who takes home the Literary Death Match crown (which is invisible). It may sound like a circus — that’s the point. Owen Egerton, Richard Russo, and Jane Smiley will judge the brave efforts of Kyle Beachy, Amelia Gray, Jeff Martin, and Jason Sheehan.

Literary Death Match emcee Erin Hosier is a literary agent with Dunow, Carlson & Lerner, specializing in memoir, music biography and humor. She has been co-hosting the Literary Death Match with Opium founder Todd Zuniga in New York and L.A. since 2008.

Location:     The Sanctuary (1201 Lavaca, enter from Lavaca St.)
Date:     Saturday, October 31
Time:     2:30 – 3:30
Authors: Jane Smiley, Jason Sheehan, Richard Russo, Jeff Martin, Amelia Gray, Owen Egerton, Kyle Beachy
Emceed By:     Erin Hosier

DadLabs’ Guide to Fatherhood: Pregnancy and Year One

Join the dads of Dadlabs.com as they present their award winning, side-splitting, occasionally insightful videos on being a father in the 21st century. The dads of  Dadlabs.com have been filling the internet with irreverent advice, product reviews and entertainment to fathers for years. They’ve quickly become the go-to place for fathers. Their book Dadlabs: Pregnancy and Year One encompasses some of their information and commiseration for expecting fathers.  With videos featuring Kevin Nealon, Sara Hickman, a slew of comics and, of course, the dads, you’ll learn about breastfeeding, foreskins, inappropriate playground interaction, pregnant men, and all the joy of being a dad, having a dad, or knowing someone who has a dad.
11:00 – 11:45
Location:     Lifestyle Tent (10th & Congress)
Date:     Saturday, October 31
Time:     11:00 – 11:45
Authors: Brad Powell, Clay Nichols, Owen Egerton

Writing in the Shadows

“Keep on the sunny side of life,” the Carter Family urge us to do in that iconic song of theirs. “Though we meet with the darkness and strife/The sunny side we also may view.” But when the darkness and strife is so compelling and true, why try to coat it with sugar? We honor dark fiction and the process of creating it in this session (which is on Halloween day, get it?!).Moderator F. J. Schaack has been teaching creative writing in the Austin area for 16 years. His own work has appeared in Blue Mesa Review, Santa Barbara Review, Texas Observer, Seattle Review, and a bunch more reviews.

Location:     Capitol Extension Room E2.012
Date:     Saturday, October 31
Time:     11:30 – 12:30
Authors: Amelia Gray, Dan Chaon, Scott Blackwood, Kyle Beachy

Stuff White People Like

Somehow, Lander points out, a sizeable section of the U.S. population has declared themselves non-conforming individualists, yet have managed to merge into a mass of indistinguishable clones, all adhering to a collective of standards thought to be cool. Lander has built his book, Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions, on his popular blog. Introducer Will Clarke is the author of Lord Vishnu’s Love Handles and The Worthy, both were selected as The New York Times Editors’ Choice in 2006. Clarke was also named “The Hot Pop Prophet” by Rolling Stone Magazine as part of their annual “Hot List.”

Location:     Capitol Extension Room E2.026
Date:     Saturday, October 31
Time:     11:30 – 12:15
Authors: Christian Lander

Five Things events for Sunday,  November 1, 2009:

Jeanette Walls

Jeanette Walls’ new novel Half Broke Horses details the life and times of Walls’ grandmother, Lily Casey Smith, a fearless matriarch who rode 500 miles alone on horseback to Arizona as a teenager and later sold moonshine to make ends meet during prohibition. Walls, author of the bestselling memoir The Glass Castle, has written for Esquire, New York Magazine, and USA Today and wrote for “Scoop” at MSNBC.com for eight years. Novelist and short story writer Amanda Eyre Ward will introduce Walls.
12:30 – 1:15
Location:     House Chamber
Date:     Sunday, November 1
Time:     12:30 – 1:15
Introduction By:     Amanda Eyre Ward

r 31, 2009

11:00 – 11:45
Location: Lifestyle Tent (10th & Congress)
Date: Saturday, October 31
Time: 11:00 – 11:45
Authors:
Brad Powell
Clay Nichols
Owen Egerton
DadLabs’ Guide to Fatherhood: Pregnancy and Year One

Join the dads of Dadlabs.com as they present their award winning, side-splitting, occasionally insightful videos on being a father in the 21st century. The dads of  Dadlabs.com have been filling the internet with irreverent advice, product reviews and entertainment to fathers for years. They’ve quickly become the go-to place for fathers. Their book Dadlabs: Pregnancy and Year One encompasses some of their information and commiseration for expecting fathers.  With videos featuring Kevin Nealon, Sara Hickman, a slew of comics and, of course, the dads, you’ll learn about breastfeeding, foreskins, inappropriate playground interaction, pregnant men, and all the joy of being a dad, having a dad, or knowing someone who has a dad.
11:30 – 12:30
Location: Capitol Extension Room E2.012
Date: Saturday, October 31
Time: 11:30 – 12:30
Authors:
Amelia Gray
Dan Chaon
Scott Blackwood
Kyle Beachy
Moderated By: F.J. Schaack
Writing in the Shadows

“Keep on the sunny side of life,” the Carter Family urge us to do in that iconic song of theirs. “Though we meet with the darkness and strife/The sunny side we also may view.” But when the darkness and strife is so compelling and true, why try to coat it with sugar? We honor dark fiction and the process of creating it in this session (which is on Halloween day, get it?!).Moderator F. J. Schaack has been teaching creative writing in the Austin area for 16 years. His own work has appeared in Blue Mesa Review, Santa Barbara Review, Texas Observer, Seattle Review, and a bunch more reviews.
11:30 – 12:15
Location: Capitol Extension Room E2.026
Date: Saturday, October 31
Time: 11:30 – 12:15
Authors:
Christian Lander
Introduction By: Will Clarke
Stuff White People Like

Somehow, Lander points out, a sizeable section of the U.S. population has declared themselves non-conforming individualists, yet have managed to merge into a mass of indistinguishable clones, all adhering to a collective of standards thought to be cool. Lander has built his book, Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions, on his popular blog.

Introducer Will Clarke is the author of Lord Vishnu’s Love Handles and The Worthy, both were selected as The New York Times Editors’ Choice in 2006. Clarke was also named “The Hot Pop Prophet” by Rolling Stone Magazine as part of their annual “Hot List.”

2:30 – 3:30
Location: The Sanctuary (1201 Lavaca, enter from Lavaca St.)
Date: Saturday, October 31
Time: 2:30 – 3:30
Authors:
Jane Smiley
Jason Sheehan
Richard Russo
Jeff Martin
Amelia Gray
Owen Egerton
Kyle Beachy
Emceed By: Erin Hosier
Literary Death Match

The Texas Book Festival is collaborating with Literary Death Match, a genre-busting performative reading that features four authors, three all-star judges, and a non-literary harebrained finale to decide the final winner. The event invites audiences, authors, actors and others to talk about literature, often with hilarious and profound results. Literary Death Match is a mix of four writers who perform their most electric work (in 8 minutes or less) before an audience and a panel of three judges. After a pair of electric readings, the judges take turns spouting affectionate, off-the-wall commentary about each story, each focusing on one of the three categories: literary merit, performance and intangibles (also, meanness is never a factor, as judges are there for non-sequiturs and comedy, not serious critique). They then select their favorite of the two writers to advance to the finals. And for the finale, we trade in the show’s literary sensibility for an absurdly comical climax to decide who takes home the Literary Death Match crown (which is invisible). It may sound like a circus — that’s the point. Owen Egerton, Richard Russo, and Jane Smiley will judge the brave efforts of Kyle Beachy, Amelia Gray, Jeff Martin, and Jason Sheehan.

Literary Death Match emcee Erin Hosier is a literary agent with Dunow, Carlson & Lerner, specializing in memoir, music biography and humor. She has been co-hosting the Literary Death Match with Opium founder Todd Zuniga in New York and L.A. since 2008.

SUNDAY November 1, 2009

12:30 – 1:15
Location: House Chamber
Date: Sunday, November 1
Time: 12:30 – 1:15
Authors:
Jeannette Walls
Introduction By: Amanda Eyre Ward
Jeanette Walls

Jeanette Walls’ new novel Half Broke Horses details the life and times of Walls’ grandmother, Lily Casey Smith, a fearless matriarch who rode 500 miles alone on horseback to Arizona as a teenager and later sold moonshine to make ends meet during prohibition. Walls, author of the bestselling memoir The Glass Castle, has written for Esquire, New York Magazine, and USA Today and wrote for “Scoop” at MSNBC.com for eight years. Novelist and short story writer Amanda Eyre Ward will introduce Walls.

Five Things: Halloween!

The Texas Book Festival is bringing in a host of fine writers in just two weeks, and Five Things is celebrating on Halloween night. We’ve got treats galore lined up, Five Things fans! Make room on your post-candy, pre-party dance card for this one. Details coming soon…

DON'T BE NERVOUS, CHILDREN
DON’T BE NERVOUS, CHILDREN. IT IS ONLY “YE GHOST STORY.”